despre Chuck Norris

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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